Sponsorship Opportunites

So, my wavebird seems to be kind iffy. Even with fresh batteries, some times it seems as though it cuts out for a split second every once in a while. It can be devastating when it happens in the middle of a slide and you come out of your slide driving of course.

So if anyone wants to buy me a new wavebird, I will wear your add during kart lunch. We can put some decals for you on the wavebird too.

Eppy Loves It When Knarf Wins

Today was another kart lunch day. Main goal: Make sure Knarf doesn't win his 3rd kart lunch in a row. Seems like a pretty easy goal, nah. He was even third in picking kart racers. What does that mean? It means no mushroom racer for Knarf, which also means no super golden mushroom item, which means it should be harder to catch up or speed ahead.

But, I did forget the one special super power item Knarf did have...Eppy love. Yup, once again, Eppy decided he wanted his boyfriend to win yet again. If he would have just let me win the last race (Peach Beach), Knarf and I would have at least tied and would have gone to a super death match, winner take all, no ifs-and-or-butts. But alas, there was no death match, no dethroning of the current Kart Lunch champion.

So here's to Eppy and Knarf. May you have a happy life together.

Today In Kart News...

Nothing happened.

Yesterday, though, after a long drought of no kart lunch we finally got our game on. No thanks to eppy and clyde. Eppy finally won his first race in the last 2 kart lunches. Tomorrow is Championship Kart Lunch day where you know the blue sparks will be broughten.