Old Skool

Video of our kart skillz from back in the day when we played on a regular basis and suckos Eppy and Clyde didn't ruing kart lunch like this week. Check the vid, its got rave reviews:

"Best Mario Karting I've seen. It's like everything was kicked into high gear! You guys are above average players, this makes me want to practice harder!
Favorited + 5*'s"

says MasterGamer317

Why We Play The Game

For the love of the game. The skilled competition. The glory of crossing the checkered line first. And free Taco Cabana!

Eppy's infamous self-sacrificing blue shell fiasco in the first champsionship game last Friday will go down history. As the current reigning champion, it is my honor, no...my DUTY to enjoy a free Taco Cabana Fajita Taco Combo today and defend my title. Kart selection will be key. Last week's final standings were 1. knarf, 2. eppy, 3. clydefrogger.

So for this week's championship race, clyde gets to select a kart first, then eppy and finally myself. No doubt both toad and toadette will be off the board by the time I get to select. That leaves me with Parakoopa, Diddy Kong or Bowser Jr...tough choice. During time trials yesterday, I should have been smart and practiced with these drivers, but I made a run for Toadette. A mistake in hindsight.

Keys to defending the crown...grab boxes! Don't drive around them, don't drive between them...but go through them and pick up a weapon. Stay on the road...especially on the Rainbow Road course. Last week in the championship game I fell off twice on the final stretch and gave a way a huge 1st place lead and ended up in 3rd almost giving away the championship. Yesterday, as seen below, I yet again fell off at the end of the race after hitting a box at the final ramp and tumbled off the edge and into 3rd yet again.

Is it Kart Lunch time yet!?